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last night i wanted you,

i needed you so badly it hurt,

i wanted to taste you,

wanted you in me to work you magic on me...

but i couldnt find you...

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Funny Hindi Girl climbs up a tree. A monkey was sitting on the tree

Monkey: Why are you climbing up?

Funny Hindi Girl: To eat apples.

Monkey: But this is a mango tree.

Girl: I know, I brought apples with me.

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I love you in blue.

I love you in red but most of all.

I love you in bed.

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Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI (ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)

and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..